One day Mommy said let's go fishing.  None of us ever went fishing before, so we said all right.  Next time we will know better.

This is Goldie and Goldie does not care for fishing, so he brought binoculars to go birdwatching instead.

The first thing you gotta do when you're fishing is put a worm on your hook. I don't know if you know this, but worms are gross.

"I have not caught anything yet," Patch complained.  Mommy said he only had his line in for ten seconds and
 sometimes it takes a long time to catch something.

Henri waded out to see if he could see any fish but Mommy said he had to come back so he didn't scare the fish away cause
 apparently seeing gross worms floating past is somehow less scary than seeing one small ugly stripey cat in the water.

This is the most boring thing that ever happened.  I asked Mommy if she was punishing us for something
but apparently she thinks this is somehow fun.

Goldie got tired of watching birds and fell asleep.

Then guess what!  I caught a fish!  I don't know if you know this but fish are disgusting and slimy.  I
cried until Mommy got it away from me and put it back in the water.
"I hate fishing!" I yelled.  "It's boring and you have to be quiet, and then when it stops being boring it's gross and scary!"

We went and looked at flowers instead.  It was boring, but not as boring as fishing.

This is the only part of the whole day I liked.  I asked Mommy if next time we could skip the adventure and
just have the Happy Meal, but she said no.  My mommy is mean.